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A solution for the confusion

We understand we may be confusing here at President Foo from time to time. That’s ok. Most of the time we’re confused ourselves. Luckily there are solutions for that:

1. Take a cold shower. Bang your head against the wall. Chant Finnish lovesongs while running over hot coal. Drink a bottle of Mezcal. (This never works for us, no matter how often we try. But it may do the trick for you)
2. Read the collected works Karl Marx and Friedrich Nietsche backwards. Listen to all soundtracks written by Ennio Morricone while being submerged in a bowl of chicken soup. Watch Part 8 of Twin Peaks third season (but don’t watch any other episodes). Suddenly this site will not seem that confusing anymore.
3. Take a pilgrimage to Borobudur. Become a buddhist monk. Half way to Nirvana, you will understand what our website is about.
4. Read our Swedish-furniture-inspired instruction-leaflets or watch our crystal clear how-to video’s